PRESIDENT SACKS Army General for STARING at First Lady’s round BEHIND

PRESIDENT SACKS Army General for STARING at First Lady’s round BEHIND Robert Mugabe allegedly sacks his Defense chief for lustfully looking at his wife’s round bottom This has got to be the most hilarious news of this year!, Well, according to twitter user, Alex Tackie and a few others, President Mugabe allegedly fired his Chief of Defense Forces, seen seated next to his wife in the pic – for allegedly being too free around her and staring at her round butt when she bent down. Many of Mugabe’s age-mates will agree that the general may be smarting his way to the president’s hot nest- perhaps he is already supplementing the old man’s depleted reserves. Since the presidency operates in a bubble, with the sacking of the army general the first lady may have to learn simple things like vibrators. What will you do if you were Mugabe?